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stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what’s time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom whats day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
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The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.
I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.
those are the only kind of marks you should leave on a person.
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If this gets 1,000 notes, I will arrange and record a flash mob of “They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard” in the middle of the National Zoo
idk if you’re kidding but
if this is indeed your will THEN GONDOR WILL SEE IT DONE
I am so not kidding. I’ve always wanted to do a flashmob, but I’d want to know that at least a few hundred people would want to watch the video, first.
dude it has like 3,000+ notes
WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND TELL ME THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THE MOST FUN EVER
IT’S A ZOMBIE 5K OBSTACLE COURSE
ZOMBIES
CHASING YOU
GUYS CAN WE PLEASE
Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza
San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.
See this is a prank. It’s fun, it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it gives the guy getting pranked a good story to tell with no skin off his back.
I almost forgot that pranks could be funny.
omg “everyone have a bountiful feast”
EVERYONE HAVE A BOUNTIFUL FEAST
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change the direction of the train if you concentrate
i figured how to switch it and then made it match my breathing ive never felt so powerful
omg im crying
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